Brandon Muramatsu

Would You Survive a Horror Movie?

Pop quiz!

If you found yourself in a horror movie, would you survive, or would you be one of the bloody victims. Find out if you know to make it through to the closing credits of a horror movie alive!

I took this quiz recently, it had questions like:

  • You are home alone and hear a loud noise. What do you do?
    • Nothing, I just go back to doing whatever I was doing.
    • I look out the window to see what’s going on. I call my neighbor.
    • I would nervously yell out, “Is anybody there?!”
    • I would grab my bat and go outside to check it out.
  • There’s a killer in the house. Where do you run?
    • Upstairs to my room.
    • The kitchen to grab a weapon.
    • The basement, maybe I can hide behind the furnace.
    • Out any way out of the house.

So, did I survive?

Of course I survived.

You Survive! facebook-horror-movie-survivor

Congratulations! You are perhaps the sole survivor of these horrible events. Get ready, the producers will be calling you again soon to schedule a sequel (after all, what’s a good slasher flick without at least five sequels?). But never mind that, you’ll need the money for the extensive therapy you’ll be needing to sort out the mental stress you’ll inevitably have from being kidnapped and tortured/watching your friends and family being picked off one by one as the killer gets closer to you/having to blow your best friend’s head off when they turn into a brain eating zombie. But obviously whatever you did worked because you managed to survive what killed everyone else. You have undoubtedly turned from a huge pain into a genuinely good person. See you next year for the sequel. [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][Slight edits for spelling and content.]

Meh, was there ever any doubt?[/fusion_builder_column][/fusion_builder_row][/fusion_builder_container]

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