Please look, first…

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I am not a designer, but I have worked with them often enough to know that when I send artwork off for production (e.g., printing) there are certain things I should do. Like convert the text to outlines, use vector graphics and not rendered images, etc.

So when I get something like this:
I need an eps because your pdf doesn't have svg or text as outlines.

I just get annoyed:
Please understand how modern pdfs work.

So I did as asked:
Ok here they are, why again?

The files:
Ok, they're only 5x bigger.

And then I get…
No duh!